Posted Sep 5th 2008 3:15PM by TMZ Staff
...the American Cancer Society!?! WTF?!
The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, a group with wayyy too much time on their hands, is now going after the American Cancer Society ... for trying to fight cancer -- in humans!
After the ACS went after Michael Jordan for smoking during a softball game earlier this week, the folks at PETA, who obviously couldn't stand to see another organization get attention, released a strongly worded letter of their own -- attacking the people dedicated to helping actual, living Homo sapiens.
Here's the statement: "The ACS needs to get its own act together before it calls a foul on Michael Jordan." See, PETA claims the folks at the ACS are hypocrites because they have fundraisers where they serve "cancer-linked" foods -- and by cancer-linked they mean dead animal, like beef.
Imagine how screwed the Muscular Dystrophy Association's gonna be when PETA finds out Jerry Lewis had a steak once.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Celebrity Feuds, Fights
Posted Sep 3rd 2008 10:54AM by TMZ Staff
Blow for blow, Elton John can still snort Lily Allen under the table -- and when a catftight broke out between the two of them at last night's GQ Men of the Year Awards in London, the Rocketman let her know it!
An obviously trashed Allen tried to spar with the master, cussing him out and taking shots at his age, but Elton shut her down slamming Lily for being a drunk and ripping the singer over her alleged penchant for nose candy.
The bitch is back!
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds
Posted Aug 28th 2008 1:58PM by TMZ Staff
David Spade officially killed his almost-celebrity feud with John Mayer in Hollywood last night, tucking his tail between his legs and halting his attack on John's "Why I'm Dumping Jen Aniston" speech. Wuss.
Spade also claimed he wasn't making a run at Jen, they're just good friends. Just like Heather Locklear, right?
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston, Celebrity Feuds, John Mayer
Posted Aug 19th 2008 2:55PM by TMZ Staff
Roseanne is pissed over public reaction to her blog blasting Brangelina -- and somehow it's all our fault.
Roseanne feels she was justified in calling Brad "vacuous" and Angie "evil." She wrote on her blog today, "The media's images of [Brad and Angelina] are smelly and vile, and I must always attack the media's representation of what is good or cool."
Roseanne capped off the rant with an offering of sorts to us, saying, "Taste my sandy buttcrack, tmz!"
We'll pass, butt thanks.
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds
Posted Aug 19th 2008 11:50AM by TMZ Staff
Lily Allen came out swinging last night -- battering a French chick who started heckling her outside a London club.
Lucky for the girl, Allen ain't packing much of a punch -- but dayum, does she have one dirty mouth!
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, Fights
Posted Aug 14th 2008 4:06PM by TMZ Staff
Kid Rock is cruisin' for a bruisin'!
Kid's tour bus was spotted near Sturgis, SD with a license plate holder that reads "Follow Me to ... Waffle House." As you may recall, Kid pleaded no contest after getting into an early morning brawl at a Waffle House in Georgia last year.
Wait until Aunt Jemima hears about this.
Filed under: Music, Celebrity Feuds
Posted Aug 10th 2008 11:06AM by TMZ Staff
Chris Orbach -- son of the late "Law & Order" actor Jerry Orbach -- lit into his stepmother for allegedly cutting Jerry's spawn out of his $10 million estate.
In a letter obtained by the NY Post, Chris calls Elaine Cancilla-Orbach "a double-dealing, lying, scheming, miserable fool" -- and says all he's been left with are few CDs, two sweaters, a pool cue and a pocketknife.
Chris also blasts Elaine's decision to donate his father's eyes, saying, "Having to leave my father's deathbed so that some guy with an ice box could shuck his eyes out while they were fresh still makes me sick and furious to this day."
Elaine says Chris is full of bull, noting that Chris was never aware of Jerry's wish to donate his eyes upon his death.
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds
Posted Aug 3rd 2008 1:59PM by TMZ Staff
In a video taken after the ferocious fight between Nikki Blonsky from "Hairspray" and Bianca Golden from "ANTM" -- Nikki's mom says her daughter was attacked for no reason.
Nikki Blonsky's mom pops up midway through the video -- shot at the Providenciales airport -- to say that Nikki was "just sitting there" when she was "punched in the head."
You can also hear another witness say "Tracy Turnblad" won't be "dancing around today" after the lady in the green shirt initiated the fight that sent Bianca's mom to the hospital and Nikki, Bianca, and Nikki's dad to jail.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Celebrity Feuds, Nurse!
Posted Jul 31st 2008 9:37AM by TMZ Staff
John McCain better watch his hide -- Barack Obama's got a real bona-fide gunslinger on his side.
Turns out that Obama and Wild Bill Hickok are cousins -- ok, so sixth cousins, six times removed -- but they're still related.
Obama fessed up during a speech in Springfield, Mo. The crowd thought he was joking. But the St. Pete Times found out that it's true ... just like Barack and Brad Pitt are ninth cousins.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Celebrity Feuds
Posted Jul 30th 2008 3:40PM by TMZ Staff
What's George Michael got against diminutive fitness guru Richard Simmons?
Yesterday, Georgie whammed Little Richard, his short shorts and his Congressional field trip in DC. But a diss from a guy who was arrested for soliciting a policeman in a public restroom is almost a compliment.
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds
Posted Jul 27th 2008 11:24AM by TMZ Staff
The words Lauren Conrad and half off should be met with cheer -- too bad it pertains to her clothing line.
While Heidi Montag was at Kitson selling her clothes like hot cakes -- L.C.'s line was hanging on the clearance rack. Then LC just happened to walk by.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Celebrity Feuds, The Hills
Posted Jul 24th 2008 5:30PM by TMZ Staff
Shanna Moakler is firing back at Kim K's claim she doesn't date white guys, telling TheDirty.com:
"Come on Kim, let the truth be told! You have dated numerous white guys. Your quote saying that you are not into white guys is a sham -- not a SHIM [a she and a him] like you! How about you just be honest Kim and say, "Shanna, I'm sorry for f'n with your man!" It's that simple... then you can deal with the aftermath from Reggie, you know -- your man that you cheated on!"
Your move, Kim.
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds
Posted Jul 24th 2008 3:53PM by TMZ Staff
Shanna Moakler just issued the following statement in response to Kim K's "apology":
"I have for some time now avoided Kim Kardashian at all costs. I've avoided events, parties etc. in order to not see her.
"Quite some time ago I received emails from her mobile device of VERY inappropriate conduct between herself and my husband at the time, that were NOT at all "friendly" and very much "romantically" inclined. I spoke to Kim Kardashian, asking her to please stay away from my family as we are trying to heal after a very trying time, she agreed and but failed to do so.
"If I had known Ms. Kardashian was going to be at the BBQ in Malibu I wouldn't have gone. One day women will realize when you destroy families there will be angry and hurt ex-wives to deal with. I still have these emails and I won't release them as not to embarrass my ex and my family any further.
I find it sad that these types of events take center stage over the other positive things that I do in my work and life but I will not ever stop being brutally honest and staying true to myself. Not even for Hollywood."
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds
Posted Jul 24th 2008 3:52PM by TMZ Staff
Nasty and spoiled rotten Nellie Olson is declaring war on poor blind Mary Ingalls. Say it ain't so!
According to Alison Arngrim, aka Nellie, she only played the bitch, while Melissa Sue Anderson -- Mary -- was the real thing.
In an interview with Chaunce Hayden in next week's issue of Steppin' Out, Alison goes off, calling Melissa "seriously high maintenance" and saying she was the most difficult person on the show. And she didn't stop at there. She called her mom the "worst stage mother," and compared her to Dina Lohan. Oh, it is so on!
Arngrim did admit "playing a blind girl is a drag, but [Melissa] was a bitch before she went blind." Meow!
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds
Posted Jul 24th 2008 2:52PM by TMZ Staff
Kim Kardashian has issued a comeback to Shanna Moakler. It reads:
"Originally I wasn't even going to comment about this whole Malibu situation over the weekend, but I see how much you guys are writing in, and wanting to know the truth, so I just want to set the record straight.
I was a model for Famous Stars and Straps clothing line owned by Travis Barker. I ONLY had a professional relationship with Travis, in which he hired me to represent his brand for one season, which was a year and a half ago.
Secondly, it was immature of me to wear a Famous Stars and Straps t-shirt out the other day. I just wasn't thinking. I want to apologize to you guys for causing confusion and instigating a negative situation. I get so many letters from young girls who come from every type of background and I want to be a positive role model for them, and to my younger sisters Kendall and Kylie. It was a really immature thing to do and I was just upset about the situation.
Click here... it's not over yet
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, Kim Kardashian
